Where our hero puts his mouth on a girl's mouth, and doesn't even buy her a drink first.
John Westland is just relaxing on the beach in Tahiti, reading an interesting news article about Tunisia, a neutral and oil-rich African nation. His towering intellect reasons that this may be an explosive situation. Hmm!
He gets up to stretch his legs and happens upon a fun game of beach volleyball! Hey, an opportunity to stand around and get some points for a few minutes. It's all fun and games until one of the bikini-clad players swims after the ball and gets herself drowned (what kind of resort is this, exactly?) John swims out to get her, drags her back to the beach and starts CPR according to his Amazing Naval Officer Training Manual.
This copy protection sequence over, he explores the rest of the beach and finds... his shirt. Yup.
Next update, he'll get to put his mouth on another woman. It's a wonder Tom Cruise didn't make a movie out of this game, too!
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oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!
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